Friday, October 18, 2019

Week 65: Getting flipped off in a lesson!


So we had a rough night on Wednesday and a member saw us. He walked up and said "Hermanas can I tell you guys something?" and we said yes. Then he said "you BOTH have mustaches" hahahahaha I literally was so confused as to WHY he had to say that hahaha I laughed so hard cause no one would EVER say that to ANYONE!!! #BEAUTYGUAT

So we received a referral from a member of the church and his name is mundo. He lives in a wooden house with his roommate chimmychurri (thats his nickname) and they told us they SHARE THE SAME BED!!!! hahahaha And that they only have 1 sheet to share!!! They both are 70 years old and single so they just ended up being roommates. Chimmychurri told the member (that gave us the reference) that he has a CRUSH ON ME haahaha straight elementary school right now lol

It has been raining SO much. We got into a tuk tuk being super careful to not get wet. As we were in the tuktuk (its basically a golf cart) a huge truck drove in the lane next to us and hit a HUGE puddle that made the HUGEST wave and got us SOAKED!!! I bet he felt so cool getting us soaked! 

A really nice lady gave us hot chocolate (even though its like 100 degrees) and then she told us to put some sugar in to stir. As I looked at the sugar tin it was FULL of ants!!!!!! I just put a REALLY small spoon full trying to avoid the ANTS but then she was like "DONT BE SHY HERMANA TAKE MORE SUGAR!!!" then she dumped in a BUNCH ahhaha So I got some good protein that night from a family of ants !!!


We always offer to pass by the houses of our investigators Sunday mornings to walk them to church. One of our investigators said he would meet us at a half way point cause he lives basically in the jungle. So we got to the meeting point and he wasn't there!! We waited like 10ish minutes and then decided that we needed to pass by his house. Church starts at 10 am and when we started to hike to his house it was 10:05 am hahaha SO we started RUNNING on the little dirt road that is super rocky! (in dresses with backpacks full of books) We found his house and we knocked the door and screamed for him but he didnt come out!!!! So we ran up this SUPER STEEP AND ROCKY path  back to the meeting point and found him standing there!!! hahahha he said he got lost in the "big city" then we RAN to church!!! We got there late but hermano mundo went to church!!! WOOO

I have said this before but all the streets turn into rivers here when it rains because there isn't a good draining system. I have like three open cuts on my foot right now and I have had to walk in the NASTY rivers!!! I say nasty because there is dog poop and used diapers and dead rats because the people throw all there trash into the rivers. The cuts are probably SOOO infected hahaah everytime that I get home I pour cleaning alcohol in my cut to disinfect ahahha you gotta do what ya gotta do !! #GUATHEALTH


Its also sketch walking in the rivers on the dirt roads cause sometimes it gets deep and drops off but you dont know when its coming. We were walking to an appointment in the POURING rain and I took the next step and my leg DROPPED in the deepest hole and I fell so hard hahah It was so SKETCH!!! My comp was so confused and I was too honestly but now I am careful about where I step in the river (street) ahhaa

We have had some pretty intense lessons lately. We were talking with a 7th day advenist and I explained why the sabbath day change to Sunday with verses from the bible and he got super upset and he started his "come back" and the whole time he was trying to think of a comeback he had HIS MIDDLE FINGER UP!!!! AHAHHA I dont know if it was intentional towards us or what but I was DYING cause it was so awkward!!! He was flipping us off the WHOLE rest of the lesson!! That was his way to express his RAGE hahahaa #GUATRAGE


But this week has been a good one! I have really learned the importance of controlling the natural man. It is such a mind game. If we can truly learn the concept mind over matter we can become the people that God wants us to be. Controlling the natural man is learning to dominate our weaknesses and temptations. The lord doesnt expect perfection in this life but he wants to see EFFORT. He wants to see that we are pushing ourselves. May we all make the effort to be more holy, more forgiving, more giving, less judgy. May Christ be our strength. 

Con Amor, 
Hermana Salisbury








Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Week 64: COW TOUNGE AND BAPTISM


Another week of mission life here in Guatemala!

The traffic here is INSANE!! They always have tonnnns of people in the back of the pickup trucks as a form of transportation. There must not have been enough room for all the groceries so they put THERE EGGS ON THE FRONT HOOD!!!! Of ALL the things they could have put on the hood THEY PICKED THE EGGS hahaha But the craziest part was watching the eggs balance and not fall as this guy drove like 90 mph on a sketchy back road!!! 

So we were walking down the street to our next appointment and we saw a HUGE puddle but we didn't know what it was. At first I thought it was water or something but when we passed it had a STRONG smell of blood. When we looked it was all red. SO disgusting, right after that we got to the appointment we were walking to and she was PLUCKING THE FEATHERS OFF A DEAD BIRD WITH HER BARE HANDS!!!!! I seriously haven't gotten the urge to eat since this moment hahaha HORRIBLE 


The very next day we had lunch with a member (keep in mind I still didnt have cravings to eat) and it was some type of a fried meat. The member asked me if I liked it and I said yes and she gave me more. As I took the first bite she told me "by the way its COW TOUNGE" hahahahaah my jaw just dropped and I was sooooo SO grossed out while finishing the tounge hahah The worst part is they WATCH MY FACIAL EXPRESSION THE WHOLE TIME and I have to FAKE IT hahaha It wasnt THAT bad. #GUATFOOD

So we have a PILAS member that gives us referrals ALL the time and they always end up getting baptized!! EVERYTIME we go with him and we are having a conversation with one of his friends he pulls us aside to say his friend has SPECIAL NEEDS hahahaah EVEN THOUGH THEYY ARE COMPLETELY NORMAL!!! He thinks every is SPECIAL!!! so rude!!!


We had an earthquake this week. We were going to bed and it started and honestly it wasnt THAT big and I was exhasted so I was gonna stay in bed but my comp FREAKED OUT SO BAD that she ran ONTO THE ROOF and she was screaming at me to do the same and I didnt want to cause its LITERALLY against EVERY earthquake drill I have EVER participated in but I followed her and all the neighbors saw us and it was so wrong hahaha literally dumbest idea is to go onto a roof in Guatemala in an earthquake because there are SOOO many wires. #GUATEDUCATION

I really miss all the pumpkin food for fall. But somehow the members knew cause a family gave us STRAIGHT PUMPKIN. Its literally a normal pumpkin cut and sliced and they eat it raw with forks. Not even CLOSE to pumpkin treats from home but it the closest we get out here in GUAT. #GUATHOLIDAYS


After a lesson I asked to use their bathroom and she told me it was around the corner. SO I went and I could only see a shower. SO I kept looking and looking but I only found a shower! So I went back and asked her again where the bathroom was and then she LED ME TO THE SHOWER AND SAID THAT THEY USE THE SHOWER AS A BATHROOM!!!!!! It didnt have a curtain and it was outside and facing the HIGHWAY SO EVERYONE COULD SEE ME!!!!!!!!! SO i went pee in a shower and I was pretty sketched out ahhaha #GUATBATHROOM 


SO we had a baptism! We completed a family! Now they are all members YAY!! We were THE WITNESSES at the baptism!!! SO FUN! It was such a cool experience!

AND GUATEMALA IS GONNA HAVE ANOTHER TEMPLE IN COBAN!!!! Its really fun for us but its all the same work and IM PUMPED that im here on the mission to witness the miracles of the lamanites here in Guatemala.


I loved conference this weekend! (my last conference on the mission) I loved the talk from ulisses soares about taking up our cross. Its something that I didn't fully understand until now! We need to face hard things with joy in our heart. We cant say that we dont deserve trial because thats us saying we are better than Christ. He lifts our cross with us. It takes FULL humility to lift up a cross but I know its possible through chirsts example. May we bear our cross with dignity and grace to ultimately become like our savior step by step on the path through our gethsemane.

Con amor,
hermana Salisbury




Thursday, October 3, 2019

Week 63: SERGIOS BAPTISM!!




I literally blinked and its pday AGAIN!

So this week the power went out AGAIN!! Horrible! We were walking down the street and some of the people put candles in their windows so we could kind of see where we were going haha But here in GUAT we have to greet the people in the street ALWAYS and if not its bad manners so me and my comp saw and old man sitting on the side walk in the distance and we said buenas noches! and when we got a closer look HE WASNT THERE or in other word HE DIDNT EXIST we literally said buenas noches to a ghost!!! we were SO freaked out that we didnt say buenas noches to ANYONE else the rest of the night hahaha #spookyGUAT


SERGIO CARDONA GOT BAPTIZED!!! Literally so pilas! He is 18 years old and we received him as a referral from a less active member! He seriously received his testimony SO fast. He lives in a pueblo called la Vega and the missionarys almost NEVER go down there. His mom abandoned him at about 3 years old and he was raised by someone that didnt care for him. He started working at 8 years old to support himself and his sister. He had to mature really fast, everything he went through was preparing him to receive the restored gospel. But he is so special. After he received a testimony of the gospel he wanted his mom and his sister to receive one too but they FULLY rejected us and the church. We went to his baptism by himself and he came up to me and my comp and asked if we would sit by him cause his family wasnt going to be there.It was a really pretty baptism. Usually when a new member of the church gets baptized they receive the holy ghost the next day during sacrament meeting but THE WARD (without asking us) DECIDED TO CONFIRM HIM RIGHT THEN!! Me and my comp ran up before they started and said NOOO he has to wait!!! and EVERY PERSON in the meeting just looked at us like we were crazy cause it seemed like we didnt want him to receive the holy ghost!!! But then ENDED UP GIVING HIM THE HOLY GHOST cause we got put into a really awkward situation!#UNORGANIZEDGUAT


After all that sergio got up to bear his testimony, he started saying how he was SO thankful to have found the TRUE church and the TRUE gospel through the missionarys (US) Seriously made me cry!

It has BEEN SO HOT AND HUMID!!!! Me and my comp were outside contacting and after we started talking about HOW HOT IT IS and how we just want AIR CONDITIONING!!!!! We got so worked up and BUGGED that we ran to the roof of our house and dunked our heads in water to cool down. We at a straight HEAT CRISIS!!!!! hahaha              

This week a member gave us FISH for lunch!!! We always eat the fish with our hands so they smell like CRAP after ahhaha But usually wash our hands but this lady didnt have RUNNING WATER and since we didnt have time to WALK TO THE RIVER we just left without washing our hands. They must have smelt REALLY bad cause the dogs that live on the street PICKED UP THE SCENT and started following us!!!! There were like 3 dogs running trying lick our hands the whole walk to our next appointment!!! 


SO we have been seeing a ton of success here in la libertad BUT we had the funniest experience while we were knocking doors the other day. So we walked up and saw a little kid BOOK it out of the front door of the house and he looked super scared. All of a sudden the mom of the kid came out and saw us and said "OH MY GOSH THE MORMONS ARE HERE AGAIN" in a super mad tone hahah then she ran inside. We waited for about 30 seconds to see what was happening and then she came out again but this time WITH A TUB FULL OF WATER TO THROW AT US hahaha she yelled "GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRYS AND GET TO WORK OVER THERE, LAZIES" hahahha thank goodness she threw the water at her dog instead of US #ABUSED but legit i couldnt help but crack up laughing ahhaha she has NO CLUE hahaha 

This week I gained a strong testimony that I have been sent here for a purpose and to find SPECIFIC people and bring them the gospel. about 3 weeks ago I had a dream of a family that got baptized. When I woke up I didnt know who the family was but I felt really happy that they got baptized in my dream. We ended up getting an amazing referral from a member and when we went to contact them I realized that IT WAS THE FAMILY THAT GOT BAPTIZED IN MY DREAM!!! They now have a date for baptism (October 12th)! I know that coming on the mission was the best decision I have ever made. I know that I promised people in heaven that I would come and find them. It is the most satisfying feeling to know that I am being guided. This is HIS work. These are HIS converts. I love the work. 

Con amor, 
Hermana Salisbury 













Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Week 62: Leaving it ALL out on the field.


Instead of saying "time is money" in mission reu we say "TIME IS SALVATION" hahaha

So now that I have 14 months in the mission knocking doors is pretty normal haha but here in Guatemala they wont even come out cause they know its the missionarys or they send their kid out to say that their mom isnt home EVEN THOUGH WE CAN SEE THE MOM hahaha SO what I have started doing is act like Im selling stuff. Here in GUAT ladys sell something called "ATOL" and "RIENITOS" so I always stand outside the doors saying "ATOLLLLL" or "HAY RIENITOSSSS" and they come RUNNING OUT with smiles on their faces then they get SO mad when they see its just a gringa missionary!! But we have found a lot of new people to teach that way hahaha #GUATTACTICS 


There are SOOO many people in the street that just CAT CALL allll day long even though we arent doing ANYTHING to call the attention! So this week I did a dramatic strut\walk when I was in the street just to see what they would do and HAHAHAHA ohh my we couldnt even count the cat calls!! THEY ARE SO DESPERATE!!! Im basically a NUN and they STILL make a desperate attempt!!! 

We were contacting some girls this week and they spoke a mayan language THAT WE DO NOT understand AT ALL and as we contacted them they talked in straight tongues and we were so confused!!! They speak Spanish but they were going back and forth between the mayan language and Spanish!!! But everytime they talked in the mayan language it was because they were making SIDE COMMENTS!!! it was so uncomfortable cause it got to a point when they went straight tongues and we just left cause we didnt know what to say ahhaha #GUATTOUGNES 

SO we have a baptism this Friday WOO! His name is Sergio and he is 18 years old! We had to teach him about the law of chastity and LET ME TELL YOU, this kid was sooo uncomfortable!!! As we taught him he was like whipping his head around in ALL directions to make sure no one was EVEN CLOSE to hearing hahaah then we had to ask him if he had problems with the law of chastity, he was so sweating so bad and so anxious when he said no we didnt believe him and we asked him what was wrong and then he told us that he just felt awkward!!! hahaha poor guy! 

So we are teaching a 17 year old kid named Daniel and we decided to do a fast so that he can receive permission to go to church. We did a 24 hour fast and it was the first time Daniel had even fasted for 24 hours so we knew it was gonna be a little hard. We went back the next day to finish the fast and we asked him if he was hungry and he said no I was SO surprised cause who ISNT hungry after a 24 hour fast_ So then after we finished for real we asked him what he was gonna eat for his first meal after the fast and he said that he wasnt gonna eat anything cause HE WAS TOO FULL!!!! SO HE TOTALLY SNUCK AND ATE FOOD!!!! ahahah there is no other way  he wouldve lasted tbh HAHAHA so funny.


Its honestly super hard teaching lessons when the kids of the person we are teaching is SCREAMING so loud hahaha This week we were teaching and the kid started SCREAMING cause he wanted milk from his mom! And usually the mom just starts breast feeding in front of us and the baby stops crying but this time SHE DIDNT!!! It was the first time I ACTUALLY wanted them to breast feed in the street in front of EVERYONE!!! The kid just SCREAMED "boob" in Spanish the whole lesson. When the mom didnt give him milk he called her the "B word" in Spanish hahahaha HES LITERALLY 1 AND CAN BARLEY SAY THE WORD MOM but he says THE B WORD!!! literally insane!!  


So if you know me you know im SUPER clumsy!!! I somehow havent fallen very much on my mission until THIS WEEK!!! I fell a bunch of times but the hardest fall was when we were walking on the side of the highway walking to an appointment and my CROCS got slippery and I fell SO HARD!!! It looked like I collapsed onto my knees to pray of something hhaahah I fell RIGHT in the lane of the cars and I honestly didnt have the strength to get up but my comp was SCREAMING at me to get up cause a car was gonna hit me! So somehow I got the strength to get up and out of the way. Then I KNEW I had to clean the cut so we straight up walked to the nearest house and asked for CLEAN WATER and they led me to a DIRTY WATER BIN in the backyard hahaha SO i pretended to use it and then we went to a little shop to buy cleaning alcohol. Ill always remember the scar thats about to show up on my knee #guatFAILS


During a lesson the people always bring us something to eat at the end (the cause of weight gain here lol) this week a guy brought us a tray of CHEETO PUFFS I was SOOO pumped I was the first one to grab a hand full and start eating but JUST MY LUCK they were SUPER SOGGY like SUPER SOGGY I was like uhhhhhh?? hahaha The rain had gotten into his kitchen or something but it was basically like a survivor challenge having to finish those cheeto but im still thankful I got to eat CHEETO PUFFS!!! 


This week I learned the difference between the [followers of Christ[ and the [disciples of Christ[. There are a TON of followers of Christ, but not so many disciples of him. A follow supports from a distance, a comfortable distance, they believe the teachings of Him but DO NOT apply the teachings into their character. A disciple of Christ is when we walk the path He walked. We live as he lived and serve as he served. Disciples believe the teachings of Christ and PUT THEM INTO PRACTICE. Christ DEPENDS on His disciples here on earth because without the disciples nothing gets done. Are we followers or disciples_ Being a disciple requires sacrifice and commitment, but it brings the greatest joy. I want to be a disciple of Him. Our actions MUST reflect what we learn. We MUST show our beliefs by the way we live. He always invites us to JOIN THE PATH OF DISCIPLESHIP. 

Con amor,
Hermana Salisbury  




Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Week 61: DIA DE INDEPENDENCIA


heyyy!! HOLA A TODOS!! Bienvenidos al GUAT life!!!

Today for pday we had THE FUNNNEST pday activity ever!!! We planned with the zone leaders and we decided to play COPS AND ROBBERS WITH 24 MISSIONARYS!!! Literally SO fun! So we started in one city and we had TO RUN to the next city without getting caught by the 2 elders that were chasing us!!!! It was so fun cause we didnt even know how to get to the next city over so we just had to ask the people in the street how to get there!!! way too fun. 


SO this week we celebrated independence day!! The 15th is independence day but the people are hype so they start parades a WEEK before!! Everyday they did a huge parade and they shoot off fireworks every 2 seconds in mid day!! the day before they all RUN 4 miles with  A LIT UP TORCH!!! It was super fun to see all the chapins celebrating!! I asked like 10 different chapins their independence story AND NO ONE KNEW hahaha 
 

Anyways the weather was horrible this week. We were walking to an appointment and the wind picked up really fast!!! and then all of a sudden it started POURING but with the wind super strong! then the lighting got super bad AND THE TIN ROOFS WERE FLYING OFF OF THE HOUSES IN ALL DIRECTIONS!! I honestly thought it was a hurricane. We ended up getting to a members house before it got too bad. But once we got in they offered us tamales and we said yes! Right when they served us tamales THE POWER WENT OUT!!! Just keep in mind that they have at least 7 HUGE CATS that roam the house!!! So i basically ate my tamale in the dark with 7 huge furry cats surrounding me. I was so grossed out CAUSE I KNEW I was eating cat hair. Such a NIGHTMARE eating in a dark room full of CATS!! Then I saw cockroach run across the wall!!! HORRIBLE!! 


So from all that rain there was a HUGE flooding problem where we were at in our area so we took a TUK up to the main part of our area but it was so flooded that the tuk tuk legit turned into a BOAT haha the guy driving was so SKETCH cause there werent any lines or lights on the road (cause the power went out) so we were just getting by with the lights of other cars! We were swerving and almost hydroplaning the whole time! But we ended up making it up to the main city and we were all good! #guattravel

BUT right when we thought we were in the clear...at around 9ish we were finishing a lesson and we went to drop off a person we are teaching, then ALL THE POWER IN MALACATAN WENT OUT!!!! Literally imagine 2 foreigners in the streets of malacatan (the BORDER of Mexico) PITCH BLACK and we were 8 BLOCKS AWAY FROM OUR HOUSE. Honestly we ran SOOOO quick home but its super scary because when the power goes out here there is absolutely no light in the street and the people take advantage and try and do bad things. Honestly I was so sketched out, it was worse than ANY haunted house or any GUAT experience!!! We walked 8 blocks in about 5 minutes OR LESS ahhaha I had my head on a swivel the whole time cause i thought for sure they were gonna rob us! #GUATSURVIVAL


Also today I have 14 months in the mission!!!! WOOOO YA CASI!

Anyways this week we had MLC with president in REU and I had a lot to think about. We talked about a lot of things but something that really touched me it the importance of carrying our burdens WITH the savior. God did not send us here to just get beat up by life and lose hope. He sent us with the vision to RETURN TO HIM but as we know we arent with Him in this moments. So we have to depend on the sacrifice of His son. DONT CARRY YOUR BURDENS ALONE. We DONT HAVE TO! Christ already carried them. As we let go of pride we can FULLY trust in the redeeming power of the savior in the time we feel like its impossible to take one more step. I know it cause I have seen it on my mission. There are days when I seriously dont know how I will walk one more mile in pouring rain, there are other days when I dont know how I will last 3 more months of people making fun of us, but I have found joy in Christ. I have found peace in His promise in Matthew 11:28-30, "Come unto me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me, for I am meek and lowly in heart; and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light" Make we find peace in this promise. 

Con amor, 
Hermana Salisbury  

Thursday, September 12, 2019

Week 60: Sucking it up



Honestly I just keep rolling with the GUAT punches.

So we are teaching an 18 year old kid named sergio. He is SO pilas, when we invited him to seminary he said yes!!! (Seminary starts at 5 am here) So we wanted to go with him to make him feel comfortable with the class so we got up at 4:30 am to go to seminary hahaha I dont know how I did it for 4 years honestly. But we showed up in workout clothes with dresses over it cause we go to the gym at 6 am hahaha When we got to the gym everything was normal and I started my routine. As I was doing thrusters (crossfiters know what I mean) This little old guatemalan lady came right by my side where my barbell was and I had to come to a complete hault because my bar was flying everywhere and her head was like RIGHT UNDER IT and I was so freaked out I was gonna knock her out with my barbell hahahah She was so short she BARELY reached my shoulder!!! When I looked down I saw she was MOPPING THE FLOORS hahhahaa SO inconvenient to my workout. So I stopped everything and let her finish. #GUATGYMLIFE


Im honestly so sick of the rain hahaha It rains EVERYDAY at 3PM WITHOUT FAIL. It has been that way my whole 13 months here. But this week we brought a member to a lesson and he forgot his umbrella, so my comp gave him her umbrella and I gave my comp my pancho hahaha SO I was the lucky one that walked in the rain!! The member was complaining the whole time about getting wet (even though he had the umbrella) and I just had to suck it up haha cause I was getting soaked. A hour into the rain storm they asked me why I liked getting wet then the one member said, "a ella le vale TODO" translation: "She doesnt give a crap about anything" hahaha So funny. Always takin one for the team.

We went to a baptism this week for an 8 year old kid, and the day of his baptism was his birthday. We had the baptism and everything was very spiritual, I was incharge of leading the hymns. So I got up to lead the last hymn and the mom told me she was going to chose a special hymn and I was like ok cool. So when she pushed play on the cd player the MOST irreverent  version of the song HAPPY BIRTHDAY was blasting hahaha AND I HAD TO DIRECT THE SONG!!! So i just stood in front laughing so hard cause I couldnt believe that "Happy Birthday" was the closing hymn for a sacred ordinance. AHAH #GUATCULTURE


So I am very poor right now. I want to send my clothes to be washed by someone but I dont have enough money so I have started washing ALLLLL my clothes by hand and honestly, all I do when I am washing my clothes by hand is count my blessing that in 3 months I  will have a washing machine and dryer. My back always hurts so bad after from bending down cause the washing board is GUAT SIZE and im like double the GUAT size so hahaha RIP ME

So yesterday the mission had transfers but GUESS WHAT Im staying in my area with my SAME comp hahaha Its ok cause we finding some awesome people to baptize.


This week we had a really special experience with sergio. He had been praying to know if the church of Jesus Christ of latter saints was the church that Christ HIMSELF established. But he felt like he wasnt getting an answer! So in this lesson I told him we were gonna do it right then. So we all knelt down and sergio asked the question to God. When we finished he told us he felt warmth throughout his body and that he just felt like crying. Then he told us that he knows that the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saint is the true church that Christ established. SOO COOL. I know without A DOUBT that when we ask of god he will answer. I know that we have the choice to follow the guidance He gives us, but I also know that when we do follow the guidance from God we put our lives in His hands so He can shape us into the person we want to become. Only God can change lives, but its our job to put ourselves in His hands. I know it cause I have seen it in my life. CHURCH IS TRUE.

Con amor,
Hermana Salisbury












Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Week 59: BAPTISM\GANGS\FUNERALS


This LEGIT has been the craziest week of guat life ever.

We had an appointment in a really dark part of our area this week, as we walked into the "front yard" or in other words the mud part before getting to the front door we heard in the darkness someone yelling for us but we also heard the sound of water falling as if he were bathing AND YEP IT WAS AN OLD MAN TAKING A BUCKET SHOWER and he was trying to get us to look at him NAKED hahahaah I started walking super fast to get out of the situation but the muddy front yard was sooo slippery I almost fell so hard. But my guat skills have gotten better so I didnt fall ahahha


SO we had a special MLC with president and the 70 Elder Taylor. It was so fun but the travel to get there was INSANE. I was trying to get off the van (we have to change vans) and as I was FULLY stood up in the sliding door jumping off they SPED off full speed and I just hung on for dear life until they noticed and they felt "so bad" hahaha Then the bus drives that saw what happened started asking me where I was going next and I told them coatepeque and they all started FIGHTING OVER WHICH BUS I SHOULD GO IN hahahaha I was so mad and they started yelling and PULLING me into their bus!!! I got so fed up with them that I screamed DONT TOUCH me at the top of my lungs and I pushed my way out of them. I wouldnt have slapped them so hard if I wasnt representing the church right now. #guattravellife
 

BUT the good thing is we got to reu for MLC and we met the 70 elder taylor! The meeting was SO good and I learned so much! We ended so late that there werent any buses so elder and sister taylor offered to DRIVE US to Malacatan!!!! We legit had a 3 hour car ride just us and the 70 and his wife!! We had a 3 hour Q and A! We became such good friends that the next day in zone conference he only asked US for a picture out of all the missionarys. HE ASKED US!! I was way too excited! 


So we are having transfers next week and its most likely that Im staying here so Im trying to get to know the area the best I can haha so we went to LA VEGA (a part I hadnt been to) but we had to HIKE cause the dang TUK TUKS dont even go there cause  its so steep and the little engine cant handle it. I seriously think I almost passed out from heat stroke cause we climbed it MID DAY and the sun here is like palm springs mid July (all you California people know what I mean) I seriously was blacking out so I just hovered my hand over my comps backpack to guide me cause I COULDNT SEE from almost blacking out. I made it but RIGHT when I got to civilization I bought 2 bags of water to pour on me ahhaha #guatadventrue


So we had lunch with a nice family,  on Monday but they have a son that really REALLY like the missionarys (young single adult) YIKES. So when we got there for lunch he like set up love music and a table set for 3 me, my comp, and him hahahaa I was like WHAT THE HECK IS THIS. I like shut off the music cause we cant even listen to that type and he turned it back on. Then we got scared cause he was acting like it was a date with the missionarys so we said we had to leave and he was like WHY??? why so soon?? So sketch we left soooo quick but it was o funny cause the YSA make stuff up in there heads thinking there SOME HOW is a chance with a missionary hhahaha YIKES never going back. #YSAGUAT


SO on Friday we went to have the baptism interview with estefana!! Estefana has a daughter thats a member and missionarys have been teaching her for YEARS but she hasnt accepted baptism until THIS TRANSFER! Shes like 60 and has 4 kids! But anyways we went to do the interview and she just was SOBBING and told us she was too sick to get baptized on saturday. We were so scared cause we wanted her to get baptized and EVERYTHING was already planned. So I told Estefana we were gonna do a 24 hour fast starting in that very moment. So we started and went back Saturday morning (the MORNING of her baptism)!!! and she was perfectly fine and healthy and EXCITED when we got there!!! SUCH a miracle!!!! So she got baptized! and the next day she got confirmed. After the confirmation we received news that the son of hermana estefana had been murdered by a gang. IN MID DAY. It was such a shock. Honestly there are SO many more details but basically there is a gang here in Malacatan doing bad things. We got put up to PLAN THE WHOLE FUNERAL I was like UHHH literally the missionarys do everything here. so we got it all planned. The funerals are crazy here, like the whole town shows up and all the street food people show up to sell PEANUTS AND DONUTS like a fair and they play CRAZY music. Its like an opposite birthday party hahaha But it was so sad cause the convert passed out from screaming and crying so bad during the funeral. (That should give a good description on how the funerals are here lol) I thought she was gonna die during the funeral of her son.

 But seriously was the hardest thing for me on the mission so far, seeing someone I have come to love suffer so deeply and I cant even grasp at any level how she really feels. As a representative of chirst I am his hands, I am his arms, I do what he would have done, but I cant truly TRULY know how she feels. All I could do was wrap my arms around her and support her. I know Christ knows us. I know He blesses us by means of other people. I know that our will isnt always His will but that His will is perfect. 

Con amor, 
Hermana Salisbury